#we have fake dating

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[saturnyukaa]

not nearly enough yuri happening in the kpop demon hunters fandom with the sheer amount of yuri potential going on there

[yossariansliverpain]

fic of this + clevinger losing his shit about the whole thing + chaplain grappling over whether god n his wife would be cool with this

edit this post is still getting interaction n my other one linking the story isnt so here's the fic link-

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65580469

[bugstung]

With the way someone mistranslated the mlb q&a from the convention, sometimes even making up informations (like the Nino episode focusing on his parents' divorce), I am convinced Luka's "pretend girlfriend" is a mistranslation as well

[serenhob]

I think people need to understand that 'fakers' are a much smaller issue to disabled people than 'fake claimers'

First of all a lot of people who 'fake' mental illness/neurodivergance are not 'faking it', they may not be neurodivergent/have a specific mental illness but most of the time they think they have do.

Faking normally implies a degree of awareness or malice but a lot are just relating to things that they are not fully informed of and coming to the conclusion that they are neurodivergen/disabled. Who/what does this effect?

Not a lot. There may be some misinformation (which obviously isn't good) but nothing overtly harmful to disabled people. To access any degree of accommodation you need a diagnosis so people aren't taking anything away because they will be denied.

And yes there are those select few people who do have awareness and malice in what they are doing, often to illicit sympathy and get money. It is these types of people who fake a physical disability in addition to mental and neurodivergence. But these are very rare.

Fake claimers however, are far more common and pervasive.

They are everywhere, they do it to actually disabled people. It is very disturbing to see in real life.

I have genuinely had strangers come up to me and say that I don't actually need my cane and try and take it off me. My own family members have taken my cane away from me and left me until they brought it back. I have had people tell me that when they push me and I fall that I made myself fall over. I have had people tell me that because I was able to hold onto my cane as they tried to take it away from me that I am lying about needing pencil grips. This is actively harmful.

And it not only happens with the people around you but with those there to help disabled people.

Due to personal bias there are professionals who say that you dont look disabled/autistic/neurodivergent/etc just because you do not present in a certain way (particularly with neurodivergent people who are denied for not being a 6 year old boy because that's how they think its 'supposed' to look).

Women and people of colour have been denied and misdiagnosed with conditions like hysteria, Bpd and anxiety disorders or, if it is physical, stress, hormones, periods, etc in place of the disability they actually have all because their conditions research was focused on white men/boys.

Ambulatory wheelchair users are told they don't need a wheelchair because they are not paralysed. Ignoring the fact that people use the mobility aid that suits them instead of being denied because they don't 'suit' the mobility aid.

If disability does not look how people initially imagined suddenly its not a disability at all.

It is a systemic and social issue that persists and is made worse by people getting upset over some random girl on tiktok saying she has Adhd.

If you do not like people being ill informed then advocate for education.

Fake claiming is a big part of abelism that we ignore and that needs to change.

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Oh supernatural season 15 episode 9 The Trap we're really in it now

[miabrown007]

Adrien is so tired of the new wave of fangirls every time he makes it to the Vogue's most eligible bachelors list. so Marinette jokingly suggests this year he should date someone while the results are being complied, thus avoiding making the list.

but Adrien thinks, dragging an unwitting girl into this and dropping her the next week would just be cruel. and Marinette thinks, as Adrien's very good friend and achingly platonic superhero partner, she should have really shut up instead of offering to help.

[darling-stardust]

I realized something while writing the actor/fake dating au other day lol

Handwriting:

POV: your ex-bf shows up at your apt with his bodyguard step-brother who is 20 years older + a head shorter to intimidate your ass

[thecrowsart]

This was technically inspired by a post made by Mirai, but it ended up pretty far from the prompt so I won't link it here. I'll follow through on the original prompt soon, I promise <3 But I had this thought and I liked it

[disappearinginq]

Anything else Magnum PI you've written (I tried to figure out which ones you've already answered but ended up losing track!)

Awww. Thanks! Technically, the only one that I listed that hasn't been discussed here is Mac Meets Magnum which is exactly what it sounds like, and I think it's also posted somewhere on here with the tag for Mac and Thomas.

HOWEVER - if you want something new, this is actually a part of 'Aumakua, that I completely forgot about until this very second, in which Thomas is super pissed that Robin and Juliet have managed to get them hijacked on the high seas, because Rick and Thomas were doing fine in a smaller boat - you know, one that didn't look worth hijacking - but Robin insisted on taking the yacht because that was all he had and he wants to talk to Thomas, who is actively avoiding him at this point.

Snippet:

“You know,” Thomas said, casting his gaze upwards to the cloudless blue sky. “I lasted twelve years in the Navy, and I was jumped by pirates a whopping total of never.” He turned back to Higgins, not inches from his face. “But somehow, despite the odds, two for two with you. Next time you need a yacht moved, call someone else.”

“Shut up!” the man with a harpoon gun snarled, jabbing the pointed end of the spear gun at Magnum’s arm, drawing blood.

“You can’t honestly blame this on me.” Higgins bristled indignantly.

“Uh, yeah,” Thomas answered. “Yeah, I can. I was literally on a pirate hunting mission. In pirate infested waters. For more than six months. And not once were we boarded by pirates. Zero. Zilch. Never.”

“Maybe you should keep watch better then, hmm?” she said, raising a prim eyebrow.

“Maybe you should learn more evasive driving,” he snarked back. “Don’t spies have to take some sort of a defensive driving course?”

[idontmindifuforgetme]

waittt a date on saturday👀I hope it goes well<3

Yesss he’s letting me choose what we should do 🙄🙄 but he was like I wanna see u I wanna make it happen etc so im trying to be sooo normal ab it

[silent-sentinels]

i think it'd be cool to like. let other select plurals know we're plural without letting everyone know we're plural. like some kind of secret passphrase in our bio on main that only plurals used. limp wristing at the gays yknow.

[telafel]

I was toying around with a "janosh and Adder fake dating" scenario but it kind of just boiled down to this:

Janosh, to the devil's pack as theyre starting their "fake dating": me and Adder are dating

Hynek: we fucking know already you idiots

Janosh and Adder, glancing at each other: ??????????????

[poorlittlegreenie13]

New chapter !!!!! Eat your hearts out

[104thcomet]

TIL that the fake-dating to actual couple pipeline isn't just a fanfic trope. Anyways, shout-out to my QPP boyfriend, I guess??

[eskawrites]

Literate lover side of me: fantastic prose. never been done. beautiful characterizations.

Intrusive yucky lesbian caveman thoughts: when are they going to kiss. kissing leads to fucking and im having the yucky lesbian thoughts and i need them to fuck. i need them to need each other carnally.

i'm going to assume this is about the nancy pov in which case. uh. i have bad news for you